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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

1972, the World Wide Fund for Nature and the Indian

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.

Hits mah calendar on this door here.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Something about a MURDERER. Bom bom bom.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

8:30.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

8:41.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Some crazy guys talkin' to some crazy prisoners on this crayzay channel.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

I sure was outside when I was walking from the car after goin' to Booksamillionz and Hobby Lobby.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Sculpey. :3

9. What are you wearing?

Bow chicka wow wow.

10. Did you dream last night?

Oh golly, a lot of weird stuff. I had some nightmares thrown in there 'cause I was sick, but it was mostly just benign weird stuff. I needed a clock but I couldn't have it unless my arms swung a certain way and my hands had to move like my wrists were broken. A girl waved a checkered flag signalling for me to start breaking my wrists but I didn't need that particular clock so I took off running.

11. When did you last laugh?

Hmhmhm. When I was reading some yaoi at booksamillion only a few feet away from my mother and some random woman that looked all business-like. I also felt bad when some little kids walked by. "I NEED YOUR HARD, THROBBING MANHOOD IN ME" and innocent little kids = guilt.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Chipping paint. It's lime green. It's also very old. This house is 50 years old and I'm betting this paint's been here since the beginning. Mom hates this paint and its chipping habit but I sure do think it gives this house character.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Dreams.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Hmhmhm. IT'LL BE THE FIRST TO GO WHEN I BECOME RULER.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Uh. I think it was Chicken Little. Zach Braff. <3

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Wood and a book on how to make whirligigs.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

I only seem to fancy skinny guys but in the realm of females and girls and women and other such creatures, I'm a bit of a chubby chaser.

18. If you could change one thing about the world?

Everyone would have a high IQ and low self esteem. Cruel, I know, but it would be so much easier to get along with people then.

19. Do you like to dance?

With and without arrows. = P

20. George Bush:

I wish to offer him a pretzel.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Ingryd Faye.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Felix Gibraltar. My kids will hate me. = )

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

For sure.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

Sup /b/

25. 4 people who must also do this in THEIR journal

and uh... stinky pete.
(none of them will probably do this.)